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Carlos Alazraqui

Alazraqui in June 2005
Birth name Carlos Jaime Alazraqui
Born (1962-07-20) July 20, 1962 (age 54)
Yonkers, New York, U.S.[1]
Medium Stand-up, television, film
Years active 1985–present
Genres Observational comedy
Subject(s) Impressions, pop culture
Spouse Laura Mala (m. 2010)
Children 2

We got to go to Lucas Ranch and, at that time, my brother was still living in a condo about a mile from Robin Williams, and so I made all of the other comics jealous because I got to get a ride home with him.
Carlos Alazraqui
For the third season, we do a sit around on one episode where we were in character and then we commented on one episode just being ourselves, so – not really. I was comfortable, though. I wasn't nervous.
Carlos Alazraqui
Movies, obviously, are a little more lucrative. The initial paycheck is better.
Carlos Alazraqui
Videogames are a little more work and they're a little more stilted.
I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration – which meant I wasn't going to get a real job – so I started doing a little standup.
Carlos Alazraqui
I started doing stand-up in college.
If DreamWorks and Disney need that name to sell the cartoon and get people in the seats, that's what they need. It's not fair, but there's plenty of other work for us to do.
Carlos Alazraqui
I used to be kind of bitter and jealous as well, but I get it. It's business.
Carlos Alazraqui