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Gabe Kaplan

Kaplan at the 2006 World Series of Poker
Residence Los Angeles, California, U.S.
Born Gabriel Weston Kaplan
(1945-03-31) March 31, 1945 (age 71)
Brooklyn, New York, U.S.
World Series of Poker
Bracelet(s) None
Money finish(es) 10
Highest ITM
Main Event finish
13th, 1991
World Poker Tour
Title(s) None
Final table(s) 1
Money finish(es) 3

Maybe 10 times a year I'll do a corporate date, but no casinos or no nightclubs or no comedy clubs.
Gabe Kaplan
In show business, you had levels. I was at the top of the TV end of it.
I mean, I would have loved to have kept on being a big television star. If that's the way things would have broke, I would have loved to have done that. I just didn't really want to continue and be someone who took whatever was offered.
Gabe Kaplan
Maybe I just wasn't a show-biz type. I didn't miss performing at all.
Gabe Kaplan
I think people will believe anything about someone they haven't seen for a while.
Gabe Kaplan
When I first came to do shows in Vegas, I followed the usual entertainer's syndrome – I played craps and lost.
Gabe Kaplan
I could've always worked shows, clubs, Las Vegas and Atlantic City, but I was successful in business ventures, and things weren't happening in show business, so I said, 'Let me see what I can do.'
Gabe Kaplan