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Laura Kightlinger

Laura Kightlinger in 2016
Occupation Actress, comedian, writer, producer
Years active 1991—present
Partner(s) Jack Black (1997–2005)
Website http://laurakightlinger.com

I have to find work wherever it might be hiding.
I always feel like rejection is my petrol. That's what keeps me going.
I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.
Laura Kightlinger
Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation.
Laura Kightlinger
I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now.
Laura Kightlinger
We've all made mistakes that are similar in just trying to get by or make some money or feel good about ourselves.
Laura Kightlinger
I really detest movies like 'Indecent Proposal' and 'Pretty Woman' because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it.
Laura Kightlinger
I'm all over the place, and I consider myself a bit of a scrounger: 'What will I do next, so I'm not broke?'
Laura Kightlinger
I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.
Laura Kightlinger
I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.
Laura Kightlinger