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Sam Levenson
Born (1911-12-28)December 28, 1911
Died August 27, 1980(1980-08-27) (aged 68)
Brooklyn, New York

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.
Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.
One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.
Sam Levenson
Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.
Sam Levenson
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
Sam Levenson
We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through.
Sam Levenson
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
Sam Levenson
Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.
Sam Levenson
Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.
Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.
Sam Levenson
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Sam Levenson
When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?
Sam Levenson
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
Sam Levenson
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
Sam Levenson
I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
Sam Levenson
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.
Sam Levenson
It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.
Sam Levenson
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
Sam Levenson