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Ted Nugent

July 31, 2013
Background information
Birth name Theodore Anthony Nugent
Also known as

The Nuge
Motor City Madman
Uncle Ted

Born (1948-12-13) December 13, 1948 (age 68)
Redford, Michigan, United States
Genres

Hard rock
blues rock

Occupation(s)

Musician
activist

Instruments

Guitar
vocals
bass

Years active 1958–present
Associated acts

The Amboy Dukes
Hear ‘n Aid
Damn Yankees
Damnocracy

Website Official website
Notable instruments

Gibson Byrdland
Gibson Les Paul
PRS Guitars
Gibson Howard Roberts Fusion

If America is a nation of laws as we proclaim, then our immigration laws are part of the package.
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While I now own more guns than the 82nd Airborne, my first gun is still the most important gun I've ever owned.
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I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.
I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me.
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Only criminals and bloodsuckers reward bad behavior.
Gibson has been making the finest electric guitars the world has ever witnessed for over 70 years. They are as American as God, guns and rock and roll.
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The good news is that real-world hands-on conservation is alive and well and catching on across the America I travel.
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War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil then evil will get you.
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Use your lives wisely, my friends, and conserve these precious freedoms for future generations.
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There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period.
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My idea of fast food is a mallard.

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.
It was psychobabbler Abraham Maslow who wrote of the phenomena of self-actualization. What Maslow failed to grasp is that reaching true self-actualization can only be ultimately achieved when you have your own brand of ammunition.
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I don't wanna be a rock star. I don't believe in rock stars. If you really examine what goes with being a rock star, I've avoided that really well.
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Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.
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I have self-actualized. Pardon me whilst I adjust my glowing halo.
At 62, I remain clean and sober and my ponytail remains erect.
For the Nugent family, fast food is a running herbivore.
I am the Great White Buffalo and I play an American-made Gibson guitar that can blow your head clean off at 100 paces.
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I surround myself with positive, productive people of good will and decency.
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The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil.
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I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.
If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed – like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.
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Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.
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There's an absolute surety to the hands-on conservation lifestyle of hunting, fishing and trapping where you know you're going to consume today.
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Like the average American that I hang out with, and like my father before me, I raised all my children to respect tools and use them wisely and safely.
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Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians – except for the occasional mountain lion steak.
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Without question Gibson guitars are the finest, most revered guitars on the planet.
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I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.
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Fortunately, as it pertains to guns, my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart, slow and safe.
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Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food – unless, of course, it's a mallard.
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I really have the American dream licked.
I'm not in the leftist controlled Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because of my political views, primarily my lifelong militant support of the NRA, the Second Amendment, and my belief that the only good bad guy is a dead bad guy.
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I'm so much fun. Every kid wishes I was their grandpa! I'm the Motor City Madgramps.
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Without question, the Red Ryder BB gun is the most important gun in the history of American weaponry.
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Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?
I don't pay to have my dirty work done for me. I do it myself.
I am Classic Rock Revisited. I revisit it every waking moment of my life because it has the spirit and the attitude and the fire and the middle finger. I am Rosa Parks with a Gibson guitar.
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I clearly understood the concept of wise use before I ever heard the actual words, for my father wouldn't allow us to waste anything.
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Americans have the right to choose to be unarmed and helpless. Be my guest.
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Every hateful statement ever made about me is a dirty lie.
There is no finer sonic-producing weapon for a guitar slayer than a hand crafter Gibson masterpiece.
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The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.
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Liberalism is assisting quality of life, whatever you may choose.
Hopping the fence or wading the Rio Grande River isn't part of America's immigration process.
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Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno… I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world.
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Like all other law-abiding Americans, I fully support legal immigration.
Every study on crime and or firearms proves time and time again, that 99.99999% of American gun owners do not commit crimes or use our firearms in any dangerous or improper way.
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I think you should ride the line between fatigue and chaos. The chaos keeps the energy level and spontaneity maximized, while fatigue is just over the edge, and you should try to avoid it.
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I still tour like a man possessed, because I am.
If there is one thing I am, it's always right.