Quotes by: A. Whitney Brown
|A. Whitney Brown
||Alan Whitney Brown
July 8, 1952 |
Charlotte, Michigan, U.S.
||Actor, comedian, writer
||Cynthia Swanson (1976–2011)
Carolyn Wonderland (2011–present)
|Notable works and roles
||Saturday Night Live
The Daily Show
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I'm not an atheist. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.
Harry S. Truman had his moods. His birthplace is the only tourist attraction in America where you don't see Japanese with cameras.
A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.