Quotes by: Carol Burnett

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I very much enjoyed doing 'Law & Order,' playing a killer - that was fun, and they had a family feel around the set, so it was a happy show to do even though the subject matter was quite the opposite.
Carol Burnett
My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.
Carol Burnett
Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief.
Carol Burnett
I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old grey matter ticking.
Carol Burnett
Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a journalist when I was growing up.
Carol Burnett
My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away.
Carol Burnett
Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.
Carol Burnett
I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it under controlled circumstances.
Carol Burnett
I had it in my contract with CBS, a very weird clause that was never written before and certainly not since, that if I wanted to do a variety show within the first five years of the contract, CBS would have to put it on for 30 shows.
Carol Burnett
I never regretted turning down anything, I never regretted losing a job because I always felt something else was out there.
Carol Burnett
You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has.
Carol Burnett
As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna Elfman in 'Dharma and Greg' was a wonderful physical comedienne who had great timing.
Carol Burnett
But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it's just to put a roof over your head and food on the table.
Carol Burnett
Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing.
Carol Burnett
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins.
Carol Burnett
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