Quotes by: George Bernard Shaw
The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not.
There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.
I never thought much of the courage of a lion tamer. Inside the cage he is at least safe from people.
I have a strong feeling that I shall be glad when I am dead and done for - scrapped at last to make room for somebody better, cleverer, more perfect than myself.
You have learnt something. That always feels at first as if you had lost something.
The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are denied to us.
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.