Quotes by: George Bernard Shaw
If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience.
There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.
If you're not producing as much as you consume, or perhaps a little more, then clearly we cannot use the big organization of our society for the purpose of keeping you alive, because your life does not benefit us, and it can't be of very much use to yourself.
Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience.
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man.
When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work.
Human beings are the only animals of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid.
The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business.
Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.