Quotes by: George Bernard Shaw
A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income.
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
Beware of the man who does not return your blow: he neither forgives you nor allows you to forgive yourself.
The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not. The cure for it is occupation.
Until the men of action clear out the talkers we who have social consciences are at the mercy of those who have none.
A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.
Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed in the interest of the children.
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
While we ourselves are the living graves of murdered animals, how can we expect any ideal living conditions on this earth?
What a man believes may be ascertained, not from his creed, but from the assumptions on which he habitually acts.
The Old Testament God is a person with body parts and passions. The Church of England God has neither body, parts nor passions, and is therefore not a person.