Quotes by: George Burns

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You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
George Burns
I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.
George Burns
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
George Burns
It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
George Burns
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
George Burns
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
George Burns
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
George Burns
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