Quotes by: Helen Rowland

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It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
Helen Rowland
It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
Helen Rowland
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
Helen Rowland
What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.
Helen Rowland
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
Helen Rowland
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
Helen Rowland
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
Helen Rowland
Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
Helen Rowland
Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.
Helen Rowland
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.
Helen Rowland
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.
Helen Rowland
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
Helen Rowland
There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them.
Helen Rowland
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
Helen Rowland
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
Helen Rowland
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.
Helen Rowland
A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.
Helen Rowland
No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.
Helen Rowland
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.
Helen Rowland
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