Quotes by: Helen Rowland

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Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.
Helen Rowland
France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'
Helen Rowland
Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.
Helen Rowland
The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.
Helen Rowland
When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
Helen Rowland
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
Helen Rowland
After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.
Helen Rowland
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
Helen Rowland
It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.
Helen Rowland
The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.
Helen Rowland
Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
Helen Rowland
When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.
Helen Rowland
There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.
Helen Rowland
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
Helen Rowland
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.
Helen Rowland
In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.
Helen Rowland
A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.
Helen Rowland
A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.
Helen Rowland
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Helen Rowland
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
Helen Rowland
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