Quotes by: Jack Whitehall

Jack Whitehall
Whitehall presenting the 2015 British Fashion Awards
Birth name Jack Peter Benedict Whitehall
Born (1988-07-07) 7 July 1988 (age 28)
Westminster, London, England[1]
Medium Stand-up, Television, Radio
Genres Observational comedy, Blue comedy, Innuendo
Influences Jack Dee
Partner(s) Gemma Chan (2011-present)
Michael Whitehall Hilary Whitehall
Notable works and roles
Fresh Meat Bad Education A League of their Own
Website www.jackwhitehall.com

I never know what defines you as being posh. I went to a posh school, definitely.
Jack Whitehall
I love stand-up, but the process of writing is a little more lonely. I want to keep doing both, though.
Jack Whitehall
For the first six months of my stand-up career, I was talking like Danny Dyer. I was doing a lot of 'alright guvnors?' It wasn't true to who I was.
Jack Whitehall
I'm not actually posh; I'm really rough and from the wrong side of the tracks. I grew up in Putney, which is pretty rough.
Jack Whitehall
I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old.
Jack Whitehall
When I was younger, I was insecure for about 10 years: I wore glasses, had a cow's lick, buck teeth and braces. I looked ridiculous.
Jack Whitehall
If I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I think I can say something funny to defuse it. Sometimes you can't.
Jack Whitehall
I've definitely become smuttier. When I first started out, I had these aspirations: 'I'm not going to do jokes about anything crude because I'm bigger and better than that.' But then, I don't know... It makes me laugh, so I started doing it.
Jack Whitehall
Part of doing stand-up is to get things off your chest. It's a bit like being in a psychiatrist's chair - but more enjoyable.
Jack Whitehall
My mother giving birth to me was just like Lady Sybil giving birth, except that there wasn't such a tragic ending.
Jack Whitehall
I was the first person in the world to audition for 'The Hobbit'. The casting director told me that when I went in. That's a lot of pressure, isn't it? The first person in the world.
Jack Whitehall
If I could look like anyone, it would be Jamie Redknapp - even up close, he's amazing.
Jack Whitehall
I'd like to scale back the television. I'm constantly told that I'm over-exposed, and I don't want to end up like Carol Vorderman.
Jack Whitehall
I have got a fantastic life and I just like to get on with it, and I am quite a private person.
Jack Whitehall
Some comics have long routines to get them in the mood - I just prefer to sit down, write out the same jokes in a different order and then have a little prayer that I won't be met by silence.
Jack Whitehall
I don't like comedians who don't have conviction, and with stand-up, it is always best to have an angle.
Jack Whitehall
I did a gig at a comedy club in Bournemouth where they served a buffet while the acts were on. There was the clang of people carving turkey during the set. If you put comedy and turkey side by side, turkey always wins.
Jack Whitehall
I want to write a film. I need to think of the right idea and focus on that; I love writing.
Jack Whitehall
I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old.
Jack Whitehall
I'm very conscious of other people's opinions and of people not liking me.
Jack Whitehall

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