Quotes by: Larry David

Larry David
David at the 2009 Tribeca Film Festival
Birth name Lawrence Gene David
Born (1947-07-02) July 2, 1947 (age 69)
Brooklyn, New York, U.S.
Medium Stand-up, television, film
Alma mater University of Maryland, College Park
Years active 1980–present
Genres Observational comedy, improvisational comedy, black comedy, blue comedy, political satire, deadpan
Influences Phil Silvers, Mel Brooks, Woody Allen, John Cleese
Influenced Jerry Seinfeld, Ricky Gervais, Jack Dee, Sean Lock, Sarah Silverman, Jeff Garlin, Casper Christensen, Graham Linehan, Armando Iannucci
Spouse Laurie Lennard (m. 1993; div. 2007)
Children 2

I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure.
Larry David
I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and laughter.
Larry David
I have quite a house. People come over and I go, 'I know, I'm sorry.'
Larry David
In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year.
Larry David
Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.
Larry David
I don't really know much about TV and what people want to see. I'm not that well-informed about it.
Larry David
And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me.
Larry David
I'm not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges.
Larry David
Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror.
Larry David
When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.
Larry David
I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently.
Larry David
Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself.
Larry David
I defy anyone to produce any evidence that the word 'happy' has ever crossed my lips. I am not now, nor have I ever been, 'happy.'
Larry David
It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.
Larry David
I don't write shows with dialogue where actors have to memorize dialogue. I write the scenes where we know everything that's going to happen. There's an outline of about seven or eight pages, and then we improvise it.
Larry David

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