Quotes by: Laura Kightlinger
Laura Kightlinger in 2016
||Actress, comedian, writer, producer
||Jack Black (1997–2005)
I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.
Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation.
I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now.
We've all made mistakes that are similar in just trying to get by or make some money or feel good about ourselves.
I really detest movies like 'Indecent Proposal' and 'Pretty Woman' because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it.
I'm all over the place, and I consider myself a bit of a scrounger: 'What will I do next, so I'm not broke?'
I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.
I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.