Quotes by: Macaulay Culkin
I remember sitting one time doing 100 interviews in a day, and they're all television interviews and they're kind of - and you just sit there and they bring these people in and out, and in out.
The funny thing is, I'm not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place.
I've led a very isolated existence since I was 6 years old. It's kind of been me and my mind.
It's about finding unique, one-of-a-kind films that I would want to see myself. I think 'Party Monster' is one of those.
I felt like I had two fathers. I had my real father and the father in my head.
I can go to any restaurant without a reservation, but while I'm there, everyone's gonna be staring.
Most of the offers I get from Hollywood are for teen comedies. My manager thinks I'm crazy for turning down all that money, but I'm very picky.
I am a collection of thoughts and memories and likes and dislikes. I am the things that have happened to me and the sum of everything I've ever done. I am the clothes I wear on my back. I am every place and every person and every object I have ever come across. I am a bag of bones stuck to a very large rock spinning a thousand miles an hour.
I'm not one of those people who needs that gratification of doing, like, 10 films a year.
It took me ten minutes to write this very sentence. I'm no writer. This is not my calling.
I'd made enough made money by the time I was 12 to never work again, so it's not about a big pay check with me.
After seeing 'Big,' I wanted an elevator that opened directly into my apartment, just like Tom Hanks did.
I hope I'm remembered as the king of the world, the noble man who united all the nations of the earth. But that probably won't happen.
Sometimes I feel like I have a dozen different people inside of me. I've always been that way, and I've always written stuff down.
If an alien race lands on the planet Earth tomorrow and asks me to prove I'm really here, what do I do? What do I give them? What do I tell them? What do I show them? I can't sing or dance. I can't paint. I've never built anything, and I've never contributed anything significant to the human race.
I try not to label myself anything, really, but you know, I'm definitely an indoorsy person, and I definitely kind of just try to, you know, stay away from life in the public eye, at least.
People do bad things in their lives. And those sort of things are forgivable. That's half the point of having confession in church - you need to be able to fess up to what you've done.
I do have a family, and I do have friends, and so-called friends, and acquaintances, and many other people I see only around Christmas time. Maybe they could vouch for me. Maybe they could testify to my existence and save a part of me that thinks I'm no better than a bag of potato chips.
I enjoy my life. I think I have a very good life. And I think I'm very satisfied with the direction of my career and just my lifestyle and everything like that. So I wouldn't change a single thing.
I get carded for soda, you know, when I go to the supermarket. I mean, they card me for everything. You know, I can't even get through a hand of black jack without getting carded, like, five times.
It's like, I don't think you understand, Michael Jackson's bedroom is two stories and it has, like, three bathrooms and this and that. So, when I slept in his bedroom, yes, but you understand the whole scenario.