Quotes by: Paul Merton

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Paul Merton
Merton in 2010
Birth name Paul James Martin
Born (1957-07-09) 9 July 1957 (age 59)
Parsons Green, London, England
Medium Stand-up, Television, Radio
Nationality British
Years active 1982–present
Genres Surreal humour, Observational comedy, Improvisational comedy, Physical comedy, Satire, Deadpan
Subject(s) Politics, Everyday life, Celebrities, Pop culture, World history, Marriage, Self-deprecation, Human interaction, Current events
Influences Buster Keaton, Charlie Chaplin, Tony Hancock, Spike Milligan, Morecambe and Wise, Peter Sellers
Influenced Ricky Gervais, Dara Ó Briain, Jimmy Carr, Neil Mullarkey, Daniel Kitson, Sean Lock, Noel Fielding
Spouse Caroline Quentin (m. 1990–98; divorced)
Sarah Parkinson
(m. 2003-03, her death)
Suki Webster
(m. 2009)
Notable works and roles Whose Line Is It Anyway? (1988–1993)
Just a Minute (1989 onwards)
Have I Got News for You (1990 onwards)
Paul Merton: The Series (1991–1993)
Room 101 (1999–2007)
Paul Merton in China (2007)
Paul Merton in India (2008)
Paul Merton in Europe (2010)

In fact, I don't watch a lot of contemporary comedy for fear of being influenced by it.
Paul Merton
If you became a comedian in the '80s, you had to work the circuit and make people laugh. Canned laughter is cheating.
Paul Merton
Am I allowed to call myself working-class now? Because obviously I'm now very rich.
Paul Merton
My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years.
Paul Merton
I have never sold my story, done 'Hello!' magazine, any of that stuff. I'm not guilty of exploiting my private life for cash and then saying, 'Oh, I don't want to talk about my private life.' I've never crossed that line.
Paul Merton
I was trying to organise my DVDs into a sort of chronological order, and I am afraid that it all trailed off after the Sixties.
Paul Merton
I never give anyone advice: it can backfire horribly. In the 1950s, Eric Morecambe told Ken Dodd to get his teeth fixed. But those teeth turned out to be one of Dodd's big selling points.
Paul Merton
When I was nine I spent a lot of my time reading books about the history of comedy, or listening to the Goons or Hancock, humour from previous generations.
Paul Merton
When things are difficult, awful, stressful, the thing that always gets you through is a sense of humour. I don't mean - well, maybe I do - laugh at the hangman as he puts the noose around your neck. But an eye, an ear, for the ridiculous, the absurd in life, can get you through a lot.
Paul Merton
I don't always vote in general elections, but I think I've always voted Labour.
Paul Merton
Beginning with a trip out to Ellis Island, I saw for myself where thousands of European immigrants took their first steps onto American soil, bringing with them nothing but their ambition: people such as Erich von Stroheim and Adolph Zukor.
Paul Merton
In 1986, I was attacked in the street as I helped Neil Mullarkey from the Comedy Store Players to put up posters. We were in the wrong place at the wrong time - midnight - and we were English. I got kicked in the head.
Paul Merton
In 1987, I was in Edinburgh doing my first one-man show. I took part in a kickabout with some fellow comedians and tripped over my trousers and heard this cracking sound in my leg. A couple of days later I went into a coma and was diagnosed with a pulmonary embolism.
Paul Merton
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
Paul Merton
When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I don't have to go and work at the civil service, I really think I've won.
Paul Merton
I was flying to the Maldives in 2000 when the plane went through turbulence - after that, I didn't fly for four years. Then a job came up in India, so I did a simulator flight and learnt about what goes on in the cockpit. I'm fine now.
Paul Merton
At one point in the mid-Eighties I shared a promoter with the Smiths. One night, we were sitting backstage when Morrissey burst in, utterly distraught, sobbing his heart out. Turns out someone had thrown a sausage at him on stage during 'Meat Is Murder.'
Paul Merton
The thing about improvisation is that it's not about what you say. It's listening to what other people say. It's about what you hear.
Paul Merton
The economics favour one-man comedy shows: all you need is one person, a microphone and a PA system. But I'm pleased so many people are making a living out of comedy - it's a wonderful business to be in.
Paul Merton
I read every book about Buster Keaton and Chaplin to see how they worked - it's all about dedication, tunnel vision, pursuit of perfection, getting the gag right.
Paul Merton
And like the old stereotype, I overcame my shyness by making my friends laugh.
Paul Merton
On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't he said, 'Do you mind if I mug you here?'.
Paul Merton
When I used to do the Edinburgh Festival, there was a bunch of guys selling fresh oysters and I'd eat ten daily - marvellous.
Paul Merton
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