Quotes by: S. J. Perelman

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S. J. Perelman
Born Sidney Joseph Perelman
(1904-02-01)February 1, 1904
Brooklyn, New York
Died October 17, 1979(1979-10-17) (aged 75)
New York, New York
Occupation Author, screenwriter
Spouse Laura West

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
S. J. Perelman
He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I helped him bite it.
S. J. Perelman
The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. You are what you are.
S. J. Perelman
I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get along. I started off living on gruel, and by God, I can always go back to it again.
S. J. Perelman
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