Quotes by: Yakov Smirnoff
The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.
I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.
Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.
I have American in-laws, and I care about the environment. We don't use disposable diapers, which, of course, creates an environmental problem of our own.
My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.
I was not only typecast as a Russian, but I was typecast as Yakov Smirnoff. This is understandable, and I was very happy to get the roles, but it would be nice to be in a movie where I could be someone else.
In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.
We have a choice - we can both think and feel, using our heads and our hearts.