Quotes by: Zach Galifianakis
I've been wanting kids for 10 years. I'd love to adopt, have them naturally - all of it. I want, like, 15.
I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie.
I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.
I talk to younger actor types, and they bring up that word, 'brand,' and it's like, 'All right, if that's the way you want to look at yourself.' Diet Pepsi's a brand; you're a human being.
It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me.' Being popular is poison.