Quotes on humor

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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Narcotics Anonymous
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.
Jane Austen
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
Mark Twain
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
Garrison Keillor
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
Jim Henson
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx
The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Douglas Adams
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
Terry Pratchett
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
George Carlin
It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.
Lewis Carroll
Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?
Terry Johnson
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
Chuck Palahniuk
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