Quotes on humor

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I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it."

(Letter to Étienne Noël Damilaville, May 16, 1767)
Voltaire
I feel like, like pudding," Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain.
James Patterson
Everyone is a little crazy. The only difference between us and them is that they hide it better.
Michelle Hodkin
I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.
Oscar Wilde
She talks like you. It’s not every day you hear a four-year-old say Prince Charming is a douchebag who’s only holding Cinderella back.”

"That’s my girl.
Emma Chase
Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?"

"You tell me." Ha! Walked right into that one, yes, he did.
Ilona Andrews
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.
Douglas Adams
Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."
Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.
Terry Pratchett
I can only assume," said Jace, "that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own.
Cassandra Clare
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Mark Twain
By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.
J.K. Rowling
Poirot," I said. "I have been thinking."
"An admirable exercise my friend. Continue it.
Agatha Christie
Soap?"
"School of America in Paris" he explains. "SOAP".
Nice. My father sent me here to be cleansed.
Stephanie Perkins
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve Martin
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