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I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it."
Letter to Étienne Noël Damilaville
, May 16, 1767)
I feel like, like pudding," Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain.
Everyone is a little crazy. The only difference between us and them is that they hide it better.
I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.
She talks like you. It’s not every day you hear a four-year-old say Prince Charming is a douchebag who’s only holding Cinderella back.”
"That’s my girl.
Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?"
"You tell me." Ha! Walked right into that one, yes, he did.
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.
Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."
Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.
I can only assume," said Jace, "that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.
Poirot," I said. "I have been thinking."
"An admirable exercise my friend. Continue it.
"School of America in Paris" he explains. "SOAP".
Nice. My father sent me here to be cleansed.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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When you blame others you give up your power to change. Take responsibility for your future!
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