Quotes on humor

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Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.
Terry Pratchett
You look too pretty to be useful."

"Truer words were never spoken.
Richelle Mead
If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Dude, I don’t want to talk about Lacey’s prom shoes. And I’ll tell you why: I have this thing that makes me really uninterested in prom shoes. It’s called a penis.
John Green
Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.
Charles M. Schulz
Whoa. Fangs. She had fangs.

She leaned in, prodded them a little. Eating with those puppies was going to take some getting used to, she thought.

On impulse, she brought up her hands, turned her fingers into claws. Hissed.

Cool.
J.R. Ward
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
Woody Allen
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
Calvin Trillin
Kronos would be 10 times more powerful. His very presence would incinerate you. And once he achieves this he will empower the other Titans. They are weak, compared to what they soon will become, unless you can stop them, the world will fall, the gods will die, and I will never achieve a perfect score on this stupid machine.
Rick Riordan
I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
Bill Watterson
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
Matt Groening
You know on TV when there’s one of those awkward, shocking moments and all you hear are the crickets in the background?

Well chirp fucking chirp...this is one of those moments.
Emma Chase
Who are you?" he asked.
I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hold your throat, die screaming, and so on.
Eoin Colfer
I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
P.G. Wodehouse
How could I be sleeping with this particular man.... Surely only true love could justify my lack of taste.
Margaret Atwood
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