Quotes on humor

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I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.
Oscar Wilde
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns
The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.
Douglas Adams
I’d said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass.
Richelle Mead
Why are they all staring?" demanded Albus as he and Rose craned around to look at the other students.
"Don’t let it worry you," said Ron. "It’s me. I’m extremely famous.
J.K. Rowling
Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
Lewis Carroll
Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!
Dr. Seuss
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
Charles Dickens
The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Douglas Adams
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
Steven Wright
Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you.
Cassandra Clare
Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?
J.K. Rowling
If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.
Lemony Snicket
Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!
J.K. Rowling
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