Quotes on humor

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You thought I was a werewolf?" Dervish asks.
"Yes" I answer hollowly.
"You ass.
Darren Shan
I was sorry to have my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a sad habit of dying off. Chaucer is dead, Spencer is dead, so is Milton, so is Shakespeare, and I’m not feeling so well myself.
Mark Twain
Bite me, Goth princess,” Shane called from the back. “Not literally or anything.”
“Maybe you should say that to Michael.”
“Not funny, Eve,” Michael said.
Eve raised her eyebrows and held her fingers up, measuring off about an inch. “Little bit,” she said.
Rachel Caine
The trick. . .is to find the balance between the bright colors of humor and the serious issues of identity, self-loathing, and the possibility for intimacy and love when it seems no longer possible or, sadder yet, no longer necessary.
Wendy Wasserstein
But Grover’s voice was already growing fainter. ‘Sweet dreams. Don’t let me die!
Rick Riordan
Every time I annoy him he retreats into his No Mundanes Allowed tree house." Simon pointed at Jace.
Cassandra Clare
I would so hate to be a first-person character! Always on your guard, always having people read your thoughts!
Jasper Fforde
Ransom really looked at the other man for the first time, shook his head, stared again.“Holy hell, your eyes are like a fucking viper’s.”
Venom raised an eyebrow.“You have hair prettier than one of Astaad’s concubines.”
Ransom gave the vampire the finger.
Venom grinned.
Nalini Singh
My relationship with my father had been on the proverbial fritz since the time I was fifteen and called the police to report him for child molesting. He had never molested me, but I wanted to have a party that weekend and needed him out of the house.
Chelsea Handler
Professors of literature collect books the way a ship collects barnacles, without seeming effort.
Carolyn G. Heilbrun
Oh that looked painful," called another Puck, a little farther down. "We really need to talk about your anger-management problems.
Julie Kagawa
To say I had some pent-up anger would be like saying Britney Spears had minor impulse-control issues.
Molly Harper
Bad kitty!" he screeched, snarling and baring his fangs at Grimalkin, who yawned and turned away to groom his tail. "Evil, evil, sneaky kitty! Bite your head off in your sleep, I will! Hang you by your toes and set you on fire! Burn, Burn!"
-Razor
Julie Kagawa
All I really wanted to do was cuddle back under the blankets, maybe with a certain stuffed toy penguin I knew. Yeah, hiding sounded good.
Laurell K. Hamilton
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