It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.
Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.
Magnus, standing by the door, snapped his fingers impatiently. "Move it along, teenagers. The only person who gets to canoodle in my bedroom is my magnificent self." "Canoodle?" repeated Clary, never having heard the word before. "Magnificent?" repeated Jace, who was just being nasty. Magnus growled. The growl sounded like "Get out.
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
An Unbreakable Vow?" said Ron, looking stunned. "Nah, he can’t have.... Are you sure?" "Yes I’m sure," said Harry. "Why, what does it mean?" "Well, you can’t break an Unbreakable Vow..." "I’d worked that much out for myself, funnily enough.
Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.
You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.