Quotes on humor

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It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
Voltaire
Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.
Neil Gaiman
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
Dorothy Parker
Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.
Terry Pratchett
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
Nikolai Gogol
Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.
Lemony Snicket
Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.
Steve Martin
Magnus, standing by the door, snapped his fingers impatiently. "Move it along, teenagers. The only person who gets to canoodle in my bedroom is my magnificent self."
"Canoodle?" repeated Clary, never having heard the word before.
"Magnificent?" repeated Jace, who was just being nasty. Magnus growled. The growl sounded like "Get out.
Cassandra Clare
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
Oscar Wilde
An Unbreakable Vow?" said Ron, looking stunned. "Nah, he can’t have.... Are you sure?"
"Yes I’m sure," said Harry. "Why, what does it mean?"
"Well, you can’t break an Unbreakable Vow..."
"I’d worked that much out for myself, funnily enough.
J.K. Rowling
Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.
Candace Bushnell
You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.
Rick Riordan
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