Quotes on humor

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Trying to fall out of love is like trying to climb a mountain. Blindfolded, on crutches, naked in a hail storm.
Louise Caiola
Its a perfectly good face, Sparhawk."
"It covers the front of my head. What else can you expect from a face?
David Eddings
Will I have to use a dictionary to read your book?" asked Mrs. Dodypol. "It depends," says I, "how much you used the dictionary before you read it.
Alexander Theroux
It was a trap after all,” Alric said. He turned to Royce. “My apologies for doubting your sound paranoia.
Michael J. Sullivan
It is one of the defects of my character that I cannot altogether dislike anyone who makes me laugh.
W. Somerset Maugham
Women are constantly trying to commit suicide for love, but generally they take care not to succeed.
W. Somerset Maugham
Always mystify, torture, mislead, and surprise the audience as much as possible.
Don Roff
There are few things in life that are worth waking up to: sex, the dark spices of freshly brewed coffee and bacon.
Dannika Dark
If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?
George Carlin
Daemon arched a brow. “You don’t wanna play, Barf, because we can do that nifty freeze thing and play, right here and now.” Oh, for the love of backwoods babies everywhere, this wasn’t necessary. I wrapped my fingers around Daemon’s tense arm. “Come on,” I whispered.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
To have not shot his friend in the face would have sent a message to the quail that America is weak.
Jon Stewart
There are few sources of energy so powerful as a procrastinating college student.
Paul Graham
Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.
Charles M. Schulz
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