Quotes on humor

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...disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business....
Tom Robbins
Hercules,huh? Percy frowned. "That guy was like the Starbucks of Ancient Greece. Everywhere you turn--there he is.
Rick Riordan
There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.
Oscar Wilde
It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people.
Neil Gaiman
have i gone mad?
im afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usualy are.
Lewis Carroll
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
Joseph Heller
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Mark Twain
Inconceivable!"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
William Goldman
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
G.K. Chesterton
To be is to do - Socrates

To do is to be - Sartre

Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra
Kurt Vonnegut
There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
D.J. MacHale
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
Mark Twain
Oh Tigger, where are your manners?"

"I don’t know, but I bet they’re having more fun than I am.
A.A. Milne
Look, let me just say it: He was hot. A nonhot boy stares at you relentlessly and it is, at best, awkward and, at worst, a form of assault. But a hot boy . . . well.
John Green
It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?
Terry Pratchett
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
Benjamin Franklin
I love new clothes. If everyone could just wear new clothes everyday, I reckon depression wouldn’t exist anymore.
Sophie Kinsella
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