Quotes on humor

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Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.

Good things come to those who wait.
Jess C. Scott
1492. As children we were taught to memorize this year with pride and joy as the year people began living full and imaginative lives on the continent of North America. Actually, people had been living full and imaginative lives on the continent of North America for hundreds of years before that. 1492 was simply the year sea pirates began to rob, cheat, and kill them.
Kurt Vonnegut
Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.
Jon Stewart
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
George Bernard Shaw
I never made one of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking
Albert Einstein
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
George Burns
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Orson Welles
MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT.
Patricia Briggs
Books can also provoke emotions. And emotions sometimes are even more troublesome than ideas. Emotions have led people to do all sorts of things they later regret-like, oh, throwing a book at someone else.
Pseudonymous Bosch
Look at me!
Look at me!
Look at me NOW!
It is fun to have fun
But you have to know how.
Dr. Seuss
I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
Mark Twain
I can talk to fish!" Angel said happily, water dripping off her long, skinny body. "Ask one over for dinner," Fang said, joining us.
James Patterson
We’ll never survive!”
“Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has.
William Goldman
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